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internetkilledmylife:

i really should stop talking and doing things because i literally regret everything i do

mailorderwife:

It’s really cute when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy

loliconprince:

if you genuinely have a crush on me and you dont tell me ur making a mistake because if you have a crush on me ill probably develop a crush on u in 0.2 seconds

nahthatsnotveryraven:

idk man i just want something with melted cheese on it

Just remember that’s ‘NACHO’ cheese.

paulways-watching-1d:

The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction 2

gaymzee:

i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time

That’s one short conga line.

sirbubblebutt:

everybody bless the landlord

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everybody bless his spouse

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myreligioniskindness:

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myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him